(Source: angryblackman)
Malory: Because he’ll be back! Crying for his mommy, just like that Christmas break when I moved and forgot to give my new address to his stupid boarding school. I mean he rode the train into the city all by himself, he couldn’t pick up a phone book!? 9 years old and bawling in that Police Station like a little girl! What’s that tell you?
Cheryl: Kind of a lot, actually.
(Source: feyminism)
Archer: Wait, there are animals?
Lana: No, Animal Farm.
Cyril: How do you not get that?
Archer: No, I know what an animal farm is.
Cyril: Not an animal farm.
Archer: Maybe we can stampede a flock of goats down the hall.
(Source: feyminism)
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